Good evening, welcome to the Ugly Tits bar. The bartender “Puppeteer” is with you and the coolest action movie will soon appear on the screen – Planet of Terror. What, you don’t know about Planet Terror?! Well then I will explain everything to you briefly, believe me, you will like it..
– Hey, guy, how do you like my belongings??
Tom, come on, get out of here, otherwise I’ll force you to take these things in your mouth!
Forget it, the only normal person here is the janitor Quentin, a good guy. Well, yes, the dog is with him, first I’ll introduce you to GrindHouse – a cinema where for one ticket they showed two films of category X, that is, blood, guts, trash, and fucking. Although these films had a strange plot, they were very cool. Planet Terror is one of them, it was filmed by twins who know this grandfather – Tarantino and Rodriguez. Oh, it seems it has already begun, let’s see the beginning.
Oh yeah, this is the https://vibecasino.co.uk/ coolest intro in the world. Just look at this, the music is mind blowing and the visuals are just cool. Well, okay, you see everything yourself and you seem to like it. By the way, don’t you want to play knife throwing, otherwise Danny’s already bored? Well, okay, let’s talk about the advantages.
The plot here doesn’t really matter, and some moments are just mind-blowing – yes, these are pluses. Seriously, these films need no more meaning than porn, and the main thing should be the following: cruelty, pathos, persistence, seriousness, shocking scenes. And the special stylization of old film cinemas is simply magnificent, and that’s all it seems. It’s a little difficult to talk about Planet Terror in general – it seems like there are a lot of advantages and a lot of positive things, but to elaborate on all this without spoilers, although, what spoilers, you’re watching this film right now. By the way, here is my favorite moment.
Eh, this is wonderful.
Well, the movie’s over, and it’s time for us to have a drink, if you don’t mind? These twins are much cooler than all the directors combined. Of course this is a blatant exaggeration, I just can’t help it. Next time we’ll have The Hateful Eight, which is also a cool movie, so to speak, but for now, here’s to the meeting!

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